HE PICKS.
YOU FADE.
Tits is a catastrophically bad gambler. Instead of following his picks, we publish them so you can do the exact opposite.
Entertainment only. No guarantees. Must be of legal gambling age in your jurisdiction.
*Demo numbers for layout purposes. Replace with verified historical results before launch.
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How Fade Tits Works
Tits Makes a Pick
Spread, moneyline, total — whatever questionable idea enters his head.
We Publish It
His pick gets posted beside the game so everyone knows exactly what not to do.
You Fade Him
Take the opposite side if you choose. Then enjoy watching him emotionally unravel.
*Not remotely scientific.
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